Send Me A 2-Minute Voice Memo. We’ll Help Fix Your Marketing.

Practitioners and Wellness Brands: Record one two-minute voice memo with your biggest marketing gap, and we'll show you how to fix your marketing, stand out, and reach the right clients.

The whole thing takes two minutes. Grab your number on the next screen.

WHO'S LISTENING

CellCore Biosciences
Former Head
of Content

Microbiome Labs
Former Head
of Marketing

Past $60M
Where brands I've marketed have landed

Zero Ads, ever
My agency runs entirely
on referrals

Since 2020
Founder of
Upsell Health

MFA in writing
The words are
the whole job

The right clients would love you. They just can't find you.

You didn't get into this to become a marketer. You got into it because you're genuinely good at helping people. Somewhere along the way the growth part got complicated, and now you're living with some version of this:

Here's the good news. Getting a real expert's eyes on all of it doesn't take a month, a meeting, or a dollar. It takes two minutes and your voice.

You've poured real money into marketing that sounded fine and did almost nothing.

You sound like every other brand in wellness now. You can feel it, and you can't figure out how to sound like yourself again.

You know something's off in your messaging, but you're too close to it to see what.

The people who need exactly what you offer are out there scrolling right past you.

Everyone with an opinion tells you to post more, and nobody tells you what to actually say.

You don't have a month of agency discovery calls in you just to find out what's wrong.

Here's the Only Thing I'll Ask You

If you could wave a wand and fix one marketing problem at your brand today, what would it be? I'm not asking about your five-year vision or some big strategic overhaul.

I mean the thing that's actually in front of you right now, the one that's been nagging at you lately.

Just tell me that in a quick voice memo, in whatever words come out, and I'll take it from there. No script, no preparing, nothing to get right. Two minutes of talking is genuinely all this takes.

How It Works

Three steps, and the hardest one takes two minutes.

1 Leave your name and email

Just so I know where to send your plan. The second you do, I hand you the number.

2 Call or text your memo

Whichever feels more like you. Talk to me the way you'd talk to a friend who already gets this world, messy and unscripted is exactly right. And if talking out loud isn't your thing, just type it out and text it over instead.

3 I go to work for you

This is where I actually sit with what you told me. I listen to every word myself, spend real time on your site, and put together an honest plan built around your situation specifically. You'll have it within three business days..

What lands in your inbox

The same thinking my clients pay for.

This isn't some automated tool spitting out a report with your logo slapped on the top. It's me, someone who has actually run marketing for brands like yours, sitting down with your website and writing you a real plan.

Here's what you'll get:

A straight read on where your messaging loses the person who needs you most, pointing at the specific places it's happening

The strongest thing about your brand, which is almost always buried somewhere nobody scrolls to

One priority move to make next, not a list of thirty things you'll never get to

What I'd change about the first fifteen seconds of your site, since that's where most wellness brands lose the sale

All of it in plain language you can hand to your team and act on this week

“Written for your brand specifically, because you took two minutes to tell me what’s really going on.”

❌ What this is not: Here's the honest version, point by point. There's no call to book and no "quick fifteen minutes" that turns into a sales pitch. I read your site myself and write you a real plan, nothing generated by a tool. What you get in your inbox is the whole thing, not a teaser with the good part locked behind a payment. And yes, you'll hear from me now and then after that, because I like staying close to people I've actually helped. If that's ever not for you, one click gets you out.

Why Allie

So when I read your brand, I’m not counting click-through rates. I’m asking whether the person who needs you, the one three years into looking for help, would recognize themselves in your words and finally stop scrolling.

I've Sat in both Chairs

Before I started my agency, I ran marketing for some of the biggest names in functional medicine, brands like CellCore and Microbiome Labs, and watched a few of them grow from a few million dollars to well past sixty.

But almost a decade before any of that, I was the patient. Lyme, mold, autoimmune, and the long, exhausting search for someone who actually understood what was happening to me. I started Upsell Health on the same day I closed on my first house and got laid off. Since then I’ve never run an ad, never made a cold pitch deck, and never had a month without work. Every single client came from someone passing my name along.

01

Fifteen years inside functional medicine.

This has been my whole world for fifteen years, not a side project I picked up. I know what you can and can't say under compliance, I know how your audience actually talks, and honestly, I probably know your competitors better than you'd expect.

02

An MFA in writing.

I spent years studying writing before I ever touched marketing, and it changed how I read everything. Most people look at your funnel. I get stuck on a single sentence on your homepage, because that's usually the exact spot where someone decides to keep reading or leave.

03

A patent-pending matching system.

A few years ago I got curious about why some patients find the right practitioner right away and others never do, so I built a framework around it. It's become the lens I can't turn off anymore, I use it on every brand I look at, including yours.

04

I still write the words myself.

No account manager passing this along, no junior drafting it for me to skim. When your plan hits your inbox, every word in it is mine. I wrote it because I actually sat with what you told me.

Brands and Practitioners I've Done this Thinking For

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Client Testimonials

Two minutes of talking.
One honest plan back,
inside three business days.

One honest note on timing. I listen to every one of these myself and write every plan myself, so I can only take on a handful each week. There's no countdown on this page and no pressure from me. The only real cost of waiting is that your plan sits in a queue instead of in your hands.

Before You Record

The things people ask me first.

Do I actually have to talk out loud?

You don't. Text the number instead and type it out. Most people find talking faster and it gives me more to work with, but a typed memo gets the same audit and the same plan.

What if I ramble or don't know what to say?

Ramble. Please. The messy version is more useful to me than a polished one, because the thing you circle back to twice is usually the actual problem. There's no script and nobody else hears it.

Is this a sales call in disguise?

No. There's no call at all. You record, I write, you get the plan in your inbox. If it turns out we'd be a good fit to work together, I'll say so once. If we wouldn't, I'll say that too.

My website is a mess. Should I fix it first?

Don't touch it. I need to see what's actually there. Fixing things first hides the exact stuff I'm looking for, and every site I audit has something embarrassing on it.

Who is this for?

Functional and integrative practitioners, supplement brands, and wellness companies. If you sell health products or see patients and you're trying to grow, you're in the right place.

How long until I get my plan?

Within three business days of your memo landing. If anything slows that down, I'll email you rather than leave you wondering.

Do you need my phone number?

No. Call or text the number from whatever line you like. Just say your name and email at the start of the memo so I can match it to you.

I came into this world as a patient first. I know what it feels like to be doing real, good work that the right people can't seem to find.

Two minutes of your voice, and I'll tell you what I'd change.

-Allie